Fantasy Weekend
Good Morning and Welcome to Saturday.We want you to feel at home here in our luxurious resort. Notice the wall of windows overlooking a pristine bay backed by snow capped mountains. The day is warm and sunny. The trees are green. Flowers are in bloom.
Bicycles and rollerblades are available for your use. The stable has horses of every color, size and temperament. You may ride bareback, western, English or in a carriage. If you prefer to watch the races, we have box seating for you with only the finest accouterments.
Light aircraft tours are available for viewing the glaciers on the mountain tops. Snow skiing and sledding are available on the slopes. Boats await you for water skiing or scenic tours on the bay.
All food is fresh, whole and healthy provided by our 5-star chef and his staff of 10. We do have a chocolate fountain for dipping your strawberries and pineapple chunks. Thick, moist, dark chocolate cake and dark roasted coffee are also available for those special moments.
The rooms have surround sound high fidelity music of your choice. Movies, books, journals, newspapers and high-speed internet connections are also available. The bath has a tub large enough for complete floating relaxation and 15-head walk-in shower. All towels are half an inch thick and softer than cotton. Shower shoes and thick, terrycloth robes are provided.
Fresh flowers will be placed in your room daily. A masseuse awaits you at the spa. Please enjoy our string quartet in the dining area and blues band in the club. If there is any way we can be of service, let us know. Your pleasure is our goal.
Your friends will arrive this afternoon? We will prepare their rooms. Have them tell us their requests (comments!) and they will be fulfilled.
posted by jordanrep.com/10522 @ 12:22 PM
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Okay, thats it, you've creeped me out. You clearly know not only what I want in a resort, but you knew things I want that *I* didn't know I want.....
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